Baby X
“what’s the point if you don’t get the money shot?!”
evan X
“Hearing that Client X will be ready soon is like waiting for your favorite alcoholic family member to come to a family dinner when they promised they would.”
Leah X
“i love dumping on you”
jee unit
“Crushed that pussy like a pepsi can”
Danny X
“Also, we need folks to look a little like they have mental retardation, if we can.”
Boss Lady X
“Boss Lady’s rapper name is Nilla Wafer. Lil’ Nilla!”
The Boys
Watersports
I’m always bothered when the cat runs into the bathroom, it’s like I’m afraid that it’s going to bat at my stream of urine or something.
I’ve never been that into watersports.
-Danny X
“THEY DON’T HAVE HANDS!!!”
Evan X
“We’re here, we’re pirates, ARRR.”
Baby X
